Welcome My Fellow Silicon Based Lifeforms.

Who am I? I can't say. Well actually, I really can. But I'm not going to. My anonymity will remain as such. My real name is Daryl (Crap!! so much for anonymity). Anyway, here I am known as Pearman. Why? Well it’s quite simple really. You see, pears grow on trees, and I don’t. This fact, combined with the evidence in many scientific texts that pears aren’t round, you can see why I have adopted this online moniker. Well, actually, Pearman is a character in a story a friend and I wrote one summer. He may still have it but I’m not really sure. It probably burned up in the Great Chicago Fire or something along those lines. Why did I adopt such a name then and not he? Well, my last name happens to mean pear tree in some long forgotten foreign language. So I took it, and now it’s mine. I wrote another story about this character too and might post it up here if demand exceeds my mental capacity to resist blinking lights. Anywho, enjoy my blog… or else.