Why You Should Not Keep A Blog

The Blog are large carnivorous reptilian like creatures that inhabit the swampy shallows of Lake Ip on the planet Webb of the Cite galaxy. Measuring 10 to 15 feet in length, they have a thick scaly hide and are characterized by a ridge of feathers running along the spine from the shoulders to the tip of the tail. Their main diet consists of the flying bat-like creatures, the Javvas. Using sticky pods produced in a bulbous sac on the end of the tail, they knock the Javvas out of the sky using a technique called Pod-Casting. Many humanoid civilizations throughout the Universe have tried to keep Blogs as domestic creatures, but all have failed. The most successful (if you can even call it that) attempt to domesticate Blogs was by the people of planet Cirvor, the Cirves. Unfortunately they could not handle the Blog’s high food demands and the civilization collapsed when the Blog’s Pod-Casting destroyed their main source of energy, the radioactive crystal known as the Bant-Withe. Since this incident, the Galactic Council has deemed it illegal to keep a Blog.